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Payday Loans Replace Heroin As Preferred Addiction Method of Human Traffickers

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AUSTIN, TX — A feather shining from the band of his clearance aisle fedora cap like the dime-store knockoff of a pimp from the ‘70s, notorious human trafficker Miles Sukzman was arrested this afternoon following an anonymous tip to Austin PD. Sukzman was apprehended at a warehouse on Real St. with nearly 7,000 young women […]