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Payday Loans Replace Heroin As Preferred Addiction Method of Human Traffickers

AUSTIN, TX — A feather shining from the band of his clearance aisle fedora cap like the dime-store knockoff of a pimp from the ‘70s, notorious human trafficker Miles Sukzman was arrested this afternoon following an anonymous tip to Austin PD. Sukzman was apprehended at a warehouse on Real St. with nearly 7,000 young women being trafficked as what was originally believed to be sex slaves. In the past, traffickers like Sukzman would use hard drugs, like opiates or methamphetamine, to keep their human product strung out and addicted, but things have changed, according to Sukzman, who was more than happy to brag about the

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