WRITE FOR US!

So you want to write for LTOPD Press, huh? Do you have a penchant for comedy, satire, and left-leaning social commentary? Cool. Seems like you’ve the right place. There are some downsides though. For instance, we’re a tiny publication without a whole lot of funding, and we won’t be able to pay you for your work. Hopefully, that’ll change in the future. As of now, we can offer you an author profile with a list of your articles. Who knows, maybe it’ll set off your comedy writing career.

If you’re still with us, we’d be happy to have our editors look at your piece and judge it with the harshest ADHD eyes they can muster. Given the nature of their mental status-workload ratio, it may take them a week to get back to you. Make sure you’ve read our work so you have an understanding of the types and lengths of pieces we publish, as well as our style. Fill out the form below if you wish to submit your piece, and thank you for your interest!

All works published by LTOPD Press become the sole property of our publication. We reserve the right to use all published pieces as we wish, which is primarily for comedy’s sake or as recycled scratch paper. By agreeing to publication, you agree to these terms. Basically, when we publish your piece, we want to keep it as a unique item that nobody else has. If you want to retain ownership of your work so you can publish it on other sites, LTOPD Press probably isn’t the place to send it. It’s nothing personal. We’re simply trying to grow so we have a budget to pay contributors. If you have any questions about the terms, feel free to contact us via our Contact page. Thanks again!